Peel Yates, Patrick
Patrick Peel Yates is a 20-year-old writer from Hackney, North London. He studies creative writing at the UEA as a poorly veiled front for his forays into the Dark Arts and in his spare time enjoys triceratops (yes, the plural is triceratops; he enjoys that too). He claims to understand what gravitational waves are but it’s pretty clear to everyone at the party that you can’t ‘surf them to the centre of the universe, man’. Main sources of inspiration include garlic bread and Leo’s Oscar speech.