Adams – (17) is convinced his brains entitle him with the right to lord over everyone. He doesn’t need teaching, hell he’s a teacher.

PIPPA is a young 18, a figurine with a slight build and fair porcelain-like complexion.

Read an extract from Beth Crane's animated short, Photographs

Read an excerpt from Mark Boutros's sitcom for radio.

Brendan Connor has seen Olympians winning medals and fancies some glory for himself.