Extract from episode one of a six-part series
EXT. HIGH STREET, BUNTINGTON, KENT – DAWN
The tacky looking High Street of an old suburban market town in decline. Lampposts are draped in shabby Christmas – but not Christian specific – decorations and dead hanging baskets. A banner hangs across the street: ‘BUNTINGTON OLDE WINTER FAYRE & PARADE – SAT 24TH DEC – 9AM+’.